"Yaisa.  This cookie is to congratulate you on having joined that select group of individuals who get advice from oracles.  Your advice is that if at some point tonight you can think of something very hot that Keltham could do to you, that you would genuinely enjoy and that would move Keltham a little further away from obligate Lawful Good sexuality, you should tell Keltham honestly what you want, and offer to pay him exactly as much money as that service is actually worth to you.  My curse says that it can only say that this will not harm Asmodeus's interests, because if my curse told you it would advance Asmodeus's interests, you'd have to do it and that's not the way for your true feelings to reach Keltham."

"Yaisa.  This cookie is to congratulate you on having joined that select group of individuals who get advice from oracles.  Your advice is that if at some point tonight you can think of something very hot that Keltham could do to you, that you would genuinely enjoy and that would move Keltham a little further away from obligate Lawful Good sexuality, you should tell Keltham honestly what you want, and offer to pay him exactly half as much money as the most that service is actually worth to you.  My curse says that it can only say that this will not harm Asmodeus's interests, because if my curse told you it would advance Asmodeus's interests, you'd have to do it and that's not the way for your true feelings to reach Keltham."