"You would be," if you were real, the thought inevitably comes to him, and gets tossed aside much as he previously tossed aside thoughts about hiring full-time sex workers. "Though, I mean, possibly even more because of your magic and your otherworldly knowledge. But yeah, also the Keepers would secretly tell the twenty richest people in the world, who had already found out they were sadists, and who you were predicted to like a lot, that there was one pretty masochist whose time they could bid on; and they would be your harem."
"My brain is still refusing to try and figure out what it wants to do with you, with an offer like that. It seems to think that whatever it comes up will be something it's not allowed to have and you'll actually say no and then it will hurt. Do you want to name - one thing? One of the least perverted ones, so as not to shock me."