Ione and Meritxell have been using up Cunnings and Wisdoms to try to supervise this in the absence of Asmodia and Sevar. Their approach was to get everybody to say what their actual backgrounds and personality facts were like in realCheliax, then try to substitute alterCheliax-unacceptable truths one-for-one with alterfacts that should be about of equivalent rarity in alterCheliax. Gregoria's request to have a brother who's a paladin is pending a decision about whether that's an appropriate substitution for being one of a hundred children of a Baron's heir, which does seem like something that should probably get substituted because that's probably not true in alterCheliax? They're not sure how many Chelish people go off to be paladins though, and also Meritxell and Ione can't agree to within an order of magnitude on how unlikely it is that Gregoria is one of a hundred children of a Baron's heir.
Ione privately messages Sevar to ask if there's anything she should know about artifact headbands and/or disintegrating Asmodean philosophies in her capacity as Nethysian sanity officer.