"Perhaps alterCheliax is openly, deliberately making you more interesting, such as by appointing you para-Baroness, to test whether this causes you to have always had one of Keltham's desired fetishes, other than masochism..."
"Well, the problem there is, what if that works? Though I don't expect it would be all that damning, by Keltham's rules, unless the fetish is very rare and we can't pretend it's more common..."
"I don't suppose you have a conveniently long-held fantasy about some way you could become something greater than what you are now, quickly, if you had access to moderately vast resources to bring it about?"