"My brain keeps thinking I ought to figure out a sufficiently surprising test and direct it here, and I'm asking my brain why the Conspiracy would be faking this particular thing of all things, and my brain is not answering."
"Uh, don't figure out a clever way to prove it to me, I think this is a case where I take the Security advice. It also includes proverbs about listening to your brain, even though your brain is really actually not always correct."