"I should probably try to just accept all that and not ask questions.  I'm still not seeing the adorable romance of being stabbed in the stomach with a fake knife, but then, I've also never understood what any woman I've dated has ever seen in me at all, or for that matter, seen in men in general.  I would date women.  So my confusion is staying perfectly on trend."

"I should probably try to just accept all that and not ask questions.  I'm still not seeing the adorable romance of being stabbed in the stomach with an illusionary knife, but then, I've also never understood what any woman I've dated has ever seen in me at all, or for that matter, seen in men in general.  I would date women.  So my confusion is staying perfectly on trend."