"I want to make jokes about, okay but if instead you shattered forever that would prove I was in the Conspiracy universe, except that I'm not sure to what extent I'm clear to joke about that even with you. And also if you were like 'Keltham dear why would the Conspiracy hypothesis predict that outcome specifically' I would have no answer except 'Well obviously just because they're the Conspiracy they try to arrange the outcome to be whatever I'm most scared of, because that is totally how carefully maintained conspiracies work.'"
Is there actually any hypothesis, plain or exotic, which reasonably predicts a bad outcome here? Keltham isn't seeing it. Just, you know, a lot of internal screaming.