"My curse says it wants to report somebody to her superior for non-Asmodean thought and claims that I'm obligated by my standard orders to pass that report along without delay."
"It reports Pilar Pineda for having considered donating almost all of her bonus and salary to the Church of Asmodeus without expecting to derive any personal benefit from that, which is, it asserts, heresy to Lord Asmodeus, and also to Cayden Cailean, and is what annoying Lawful Good paladins do."