"Strange man knocked on my door and woke me up in the middle of the night, next to a Security that I did recognize, including by Arcane Mark.  He said that Governance wanted to look into what happened if you put one of the higher-grade headbands on somebody studying Keltham's Law, and that he'd Teleported here from the front lines to get his nightly two hours of sleep - context for Keltham, sufficiently powerful wizards can compress their sleep down to two hours a day.  He said the plan was for me to try on his headband, while Security knocked him out for those two hours so he wouldn't have to experience not wearing his headband."

"Strange man knocked on my door and woke me up in the middle of the night, next to a Security that I did recognize, including by Arcane Mark.  He said that Governance wanted to look into what happened if you put one of the higher-grade headbands on somebody studying Keltham's Law, and that he'd Teleported here from the front lines to get his nightly two hours of sleep - context for Keltham, sufficiently powerful wizards can compress their sleep down to two hours a day.  He said the plan was for me to try on his headband, while Security knocked him out for those two hours so he wouldn't have to experience not wearing his headband."

"As far as I can tell, that actually was his entire plan, unless it had some second stage I didn't get to see."

"Strange man knocked on my door and woke me up in the middle of the night, next to a Security that I did recognize, including by Arcane Mark.  He said that part of Governance wanted to look into what happened if you put one of the higher-grade headbands on somebody studying Keltham's Law, and that he'd Teleported here from the front lines to get his nightly two hours of sleep - context for Keltham, sufficiently powerful wizards can compress their sleep down to two hours a day.  He said the plan was for me to try on his headband, while Security knocked him out for those two hours so he wouldn't have to experience not wearing his headband."

"As far as I can tell, that actually was his entire plan, unless it had some second stage I didn't get to see."

"Strange man knocked on my door and woke me up in the middle of the night, next to a Security that I did recognize, including by Arcane Mark.  He said that part of Governance wanted to look into what happened if you put one of the higher-grade headbands on somebody studying Keltham's Law, and that he'd Teleported here from the front lines to get his nightly two hours of sleep - context for Keltham, sufficiently powerful wizards can compress their sleep down to two hours a day.  He said the plan was for me to try on his headband, while Security sleepspelled him for those two hours so he wouldn't have to experience not wearing his headband."

"As far as I can tell, that actually was his entire plan, unless it had some second stage I didn't get to see."

"Strange man knocked on my door and woke me up in the middle of the night, next to a Security that I did recognize, including by Arcane Mark.  He said that part of Governance wanted to look into what happened if you put an artifact-grade headband on somebody studying Keltham's Law, and that he'd Teleported here from the front lines to get his nightly two hours of sleep - note for Keltham, sufficiently powerful wizards can compress their sleep down to two hours a day.  He said the plan was for me to try on his headband, while Security sleepspelled him for those two hours so he wouldn't have to experience not wearing his headband."

"As far as I can tell, that actually was his entire plan, unless it had some second stage I didn't get to see."

"Strange man knocked on my door and woke me up in the middle of the night, next to a Security that I did recognize, including by Arcane Mark.  He said that one of, uh, Keltham's terms, the very smart people in Governance, wanted to look into what happened if you put an artifact-grade headband on somebody studying Keltham's Law.  So he'd Teleported here from the front lines to get his nightly two hours of sleep - note for Keltham, sufficiently powerful wizards can compress their sleep down to two hours a day.  He said the plan was for me to try on his headband, while Security sleepspelled him for those two hours so he wouldn't have to experience not wearing his headband."

"As far as I can tell, that actually was his entire plan, unless it had some second stage I didn't get to see."

"Strange man knocked on my door and woke me up in the middle of the night, next to a Security that I did recognize, including by Arcane Mark.  He said that one of, uh, Keltham's terms, the very smart people in Governance, presumably him in retrospect, wanted to look into what happened if you put an artifact-grade headband on somebody studying Keltham's Law.  So he'd Teleported here from the front lines to get his nightly two hours of sleep - note for Keltham, sufficiently powerful wizards can compress their sleep down to two hours a day.  He said the plan was for me to try on his headband, while Security sleepspelled him for those two hours so he wouldn't have to experience not wearing his headband."

"As far as I can tell, that actually was his entire plan, unless it had some second stage I didn't get to see."