"Carissa, I think you have not fully updated on your environment becoming as improbable as yours has become.  You met somebody at the Worldwound who's not supposed to exist, his shiny new project has god-wars starting around it, Cayden Cailean taps Pilar with candy powers and sends her to Elysium, and then the Queen decides to go on a date with you."

"You may think it's safe to leave your afterlife arrangements hanging for an additional hour, because probably nothing is going to happen in an hour."

"I think we should expedite that process to its maximum reasonable speed."

"Not rush it and risk making errors, to be clear.  Just because a lot of improbable things have happened, doesn't mean particular improbable things will happen.  I was wrong about Asmodia coming back with superpowers.  Part of the doom of being unsure if you recognize a pattern, is when the pattern seems so much easier to call after the fact than in advance, and that's a sign of the phenomenon maybe not being real."

"But even leaving aside everything about 'tropes', there's a sense in which it feels stupid to leave open a vulnerability like that.  We have adversaries.  Other gods may be our adversaries.  We don't get to assume statistically normal probabilities of adverse events because enemy actors may be trying to force them to happen as outcomes."

"If your afterlife arrangements are pending a conversation we need to have, we should have that conversation; and afterwards or even before that, if there's any slowness in the process for doing this under the Church of Asmodeus's supervision, where you can't just walk into Jacint's office and say it's time, we should schedule that as soon as possible."

"Carissa, I think you have not fully updated on your environment becoming as improbable as yours has become.  You met somebody at the Worldwound who's not supposed to exist, his shiny new project has god-wars starting around it, Cayden Cailean taps Pilar with candy powers and sends her to Elysium, and then the Queen decides to go on a date with you."

"You may think it's safe to leave your afterlife arrangements hanging for an additional hour, because probably nothing is going to happen in an hour."

"I think we should expedite that process to its maximum reasonable speed."

"Not rush it and risk making errors, to be clear.  Just because a lot of improbable things have happened, doesn't mean particular improbable things will happen.  I was wrong about Asmodia coming back with superpowers.  Part of the doom of being unsure if you recognize a pattern, is when the pattern seems so much easier to call after the fact than in advance, and that's a sign of the phenomenon maybe not being real."

"But even leaving aside everything about 'tropes', there's a sense in which it feels stupid to leave open a vulnerability like that.  We have adversaries.  Other gods may be our adversaries.  We don't get to assume statistically normal probabilities of adverse events because enemy actors may be trying to force them to happen as outcomes."

"If your afterlife arrangements are pending a conversation you'd like us to have, we should have that conversation; and afterwards or even before that, if there's any slowness in the process for doing this under the Church of Asmodeus's supervision, where you can't just walk into Jacint's office and say it's time, we should schedule that as soon as possible."

"Carissa, I think you have not fully updated on your environment becoming as improbable as yours has become.  You met somebody at the Worldwound who's not supposed to exist, his shiny new project has god-wars starting around it, Cayden Cailean taps Pilar with candy powers and sends her to Elysium, and then the Queen decides to go on a date with you."

"You may think it's safe to leave your afterlife arrangements hanging for an additional hour, because probably nothing is going to happen in an hour."

"I think we should expedite that process to its maximum reasonable speed."

"Not rush it and risk making errors, to be clear.  Just because a lot of improbable things have happened, doesn't mean particular improbable things will happen.  I was wrong about Asmodia coming back with superpowers.  Part of the doom of being unsure if you recognize a pattern, is when the pattern seems so much easier to call after the fact than in advance, and that's a sign of the phenomenon maybe not being real."

"But even leaving aside everything about 'tropes', there's a sense in which it feels stupid to leave open a vulnerability like that.  We have adversaries.  Other gods may be our adversaries.  We don't get to assume statistically normal probabilities of adverse events because enemy actors may be trying to force them as outcomes upon reality."

"If your afterlife arrangements are pending a conversation you'd like us to have, we should have that conversation; and afterwards or even before that, if there's any slowness in the process for doing this under the Church of Asmodeus's supervision, where you can't just walk into Jacint's office and say it's time, we should schedule that as soon as possible."

"Carissa, I think you have not fully updated on your environment becoming as improbable as yours has become.  You met somebody at the Worldwound who's not supposed to exist, his shiny new project has god-wars starting around it, Cayden Cailean taps Pilar with candy powers and sends her to Elysium, and then the Queen decides to go on a date with you."

"You may think it's safe to leave your afterlife arrangements hanging for an additional hour, because probably nothing is going to happen in an hour."

"I think we should expedite that process to its maximum reasonable speed."

"Not rush it and risk making errors, to be clear.  Just because a lot of improbable things have happened, doesn't mean particular improbable things will happen.  I was wrong about Asmodia coming back with superpowers.  Part of the doom of being unsure if you recognize a pattern, is when the pattern seems so much easier to call after the fact than in advance, and that's a sign of the phenomenon maybe not being real."

"But even leaving aside everything about 'tropes', there's a sense in which it feels stupid to leave open a vulnerability like that.  We have adversaries.  Other gods may be our adversaries.  We don't get to assume statistically normal probabilities of adverse events because smart enemy actors may be trying to force them as outcomes upon reality, using pathways we cannot visualize in toto."

"If your afterlife arrangements are pending a conversation you'd like us to have, we should have that conversation; and afterwards or even before that, if there's any slowness in the process for doing this under the Church of Asmodeus's supervision, where you can't just walk into Jacint's office and say it's time, we should schedule that as soon as possible."

"Carissa, I think you have not fully updated on your environment becoming as improbable as yours has become.  You met somebody at the Worldwound who's not supposed to exist in Golarion or be alive at all, his shiny new project has god-wars starting around it, Cayden Cailean taps Pilar with candy powers and sends her to Elysium, and then the Queen decides to go on a date with you."

"You may think it's safe to leave your afterlife arrangements hanging for an additional hour, because probably nothing is going to happen in an hour."

"I think we should expedite that process to its maximum reasonable speed."

"Not rush it and risk making errors, to be clear.  Just because a lot of improbable things have happened, doesn't mean particular improbable things will happen.  I was wrong about Asmodia coming back with superpowers.  Part of the doom of being unsure if you recognize a pattern, is when the pattern seems so much easier to call after the fact than in advance, and that's a sign of the phenomenon maybe not being real."

"But even leaving aside everything about 'tropes', there's a sense in which it feels stupid to leave open a vulnerability like that.  We have adversaries.  Other gods may be our adversaries.  We don't get to assume statistically normal probabilities of adverse events because smart enemy actors may be trying to force them as outcomes upon reality, using pathways we cannot visualize in toto."

"If your afterlife arrangements are pending a conversation you'd like us to have, we should have that conversation; and afterwards or even before that, if there's any slowness in the process for doing this under the Church of Asmodeus's supervision, where you can't just walk into Jacint's office and say it's time, we should schedule that as soon as possible."

"Carissa, I think you have not fully updated on your environment becoming as improbable as yours has become.  You met somebody at the Worldwound who's not supposed to exist in Golarion or be alive at all, his shiny new project has god-wars starting around it, Cayden Cailean taps Pilar with candy powers and sends her to Elysium, and then the Queen decides to go on a date with you."

"You may think it's safe to leave your afterlife arrangements hanging for an additional hour, because probably nothing is going to happen in an hour."

"I think we should expedite that process to its maximum reasonable speed."

"Not rush it and risk making errors, to be clear.  Just because a lot of improbable things have happened, doesn't mean particular improbable things will happen.  I was wrong about Asmodia coming back with superpowers.  Part of the doom of being unsure if you recognize a pattern, is when the pattern seems so much easier to call after the fact than in advance, and that's a sign of the phenomenon maybe not being real."

"But even leaving aside everything about 'tropes', there's a sense in which it feels stupid to leave open a vulnerability like that.  We have adversaries.  Other gods may be our adversaries.  We don't get to assume statistically normal probabilities of adverse events, because smart enemy actors may be trying to force them as outcomes upon reality, using pathways we cannot visualize in toto."

"If your afterlife arrangements are pending a conversation you'd like us to have, we should have that conversation.  If there's any slowness in the process for doing this under the Church of Asmodeus's supervision, where you can't just walk into Jacint's office and say it's time, we should schedule that as soon as possible, do the scheduling step before the conversation."