Pilar has already been so instructed, on not leaving scry-shielded places ever, without escorts.  There are probably a lot of people looking for her by now.

Pilar has a mother and sister who cannot come before Lord Asmodeus in her heart, but even after she said that they got moved by Security anyways, which must be the correct decision since Security knows best.  She owns nothing of real importance to her.

After the cake incident ended Pilar asked her curse if she'd behaved like a proper god around this deranged god-agreement she'd never made, and Pilar's curse said yes and good job and offered to help her scare a paladin out of the palace.

So Pilar called the Grand High Priestess again and reported that and what she'd done, but it was only briefly, and the Grand High Priestess couldn't possibly review everything that Pilar no doubt did wrong, and wouldn't have the time for that and assigning her punishments anyways.  The Grand High Priestess said that this was beginning to become interesting and told her to go scare off the paladin.

Pilar's curse required her to feel an actual desire to let the paladin go home safely before she was able to find him.

She didn't think until afterwards about whether maybe her curse might have tricked her into sending a paladin away safely who was going to be Maledicted anyways.  Her curse said that, if so, hypothetically speaking, the paladin would've completed his mission first, and Asmodeus wouldn't have considered that a good thing, for Pilar will never be used against her Lord.

Pilar expressed some skepticism about Chaotic Good apparently being fine with the paladin not completing his mission.  Her curse claimed that it was totally reasonable for Lawful Evil and Chaotic Good to team up against Lawful Good just like against Chaotic Evil because they both found paladins annoying for different reasons.

Pilar asked how her curse felt for throwing surprise parties for all the Lastwall spies targeting the palace so that they'd get to go home safely for their families.

Then Pilar's curse said SURE but there would have to be offsets from the standpoint of Chaotic Good, make it an offer.  There was a MEETING with SENIOR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS asking Pilar whether Chaotic-Good-pleasing things they could do cheaply were good enough for her, like they thought it was her making the decisions and not her oracle's curse.  And in the middle of that the QUEEN came in and asked Pilar why nobody had thought of asking the Queen to be part of the Osirion-scaring operation, and Pilar felt like a tiny baby mouse too small for a huge hawk to be worth eating, being asked by the hawk why it hadn't been invited to the baby mouse's party.

Now there's some things they're doing for Chaotic Good in exchange for getting rid of as many spies as they did, mostly undoing things that Cayden Cailean really hated and that weren't really helping Cheliax that much.  Plus a compact that, so long as it looks like Lastwall still really doesn't have any eyes left on the palace, they're not going to try any plots more nefarious than they would've done if Lastwall had still been watching.

The compact was signed by the Queen in blood.

Pilar let her curse direct her, and what her curse did, was, her curse mushed a cupcake into the parchment so that the pink icing left behind would be her curse's signature.

Pilar doesn't actually know whether or not she would still be alive, if the Grand High Priestess hadn't been personally attending the meeting by then.

Pilar has already been so instructed, on not leaving scry-shielded places ever, without escorts.  There are probably a lot of people looking for her by now.

Pilar has a mother and sister who cannot come before Lord Asmodeus in her heart, but even after she said that they got moved by Security anyways, which must be the correct decision since Security knows best.  She owns nothing of real importance to her.

After the cake incident ended Pilar asked her curse if she'd behaved like a proper god around this deranged god-agreement she'd never made, and Pilar's curse said yes and good job and offered to help her scare a paladin out of the palace.

So Pilar called the Grand High Priestess again and reported that and what she'd done, but it was only briefly, and the Grand High Priestess couldn't possibly review everything that Pilar no doubt did wrong, and wouldn't have the time for that and assigning her punishments anyways.  The Grand High Priestess said that this was beginning to become interesting and told her to go scare off the paladin.

Pilar's curse required her to feel an actual desire to let the paladin go home safely before she was able to find him.

She didn't think until afterwards about whether maybe her curse might have tricked her into sending a paladin away safely who was going to be Maledicted anyways.  Her curse said that, if so, hypothetically speaking, the paladin would've completed his mission first, and Asmodeus wouldn't have considered that a good thing, for Pilar will never be used against her Lord.

Pilar expressed some skepticism about Chaotic Good apparently being fine with the paladin not completing his mission.  Her curse claimed that it was totally reasonable for Lawful Evil and Chaotic Good to team up against Lawful Good just like against Chaotic Evil because they both found paladins annoying for different reasons.

Pilar asked how her curse felt about throwing surprise parties for all the Lastwall spies targeting the palace so that they'd get to go home safely for their families.

Then Pilar's curse said SURE but there would have to be offsets from the standpoint of Chaotic Good, make it an offer.  There was a MEETING with SENIOR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS asking Pilar whether Chaotic-Good-pleasing things they could do cheaply were good enough for her, like they thought it was her making the decisions and not her oracle's curse.  And in the middle of that the QUEEN came in and asked Pilar why nobody had thought of asking the Queen to be part of the Osirion-scaring operation, and Pilar felt like a tiny baby mouse too small for a huge hawk to be worth eating, being asked by the hawk why it hadn't been invited to the baby mouse's party.

Now there's some things they're doing for Chaotic Good in exchange for getting rid of as many spies as they did, mostly undoing things that Cayden Cailean really hated and that weren't really helping Cheliax that much.  Plus a compact that, so long as it looks like Lastwall still really doesn't have any eyes left on the palace, they're not going to try any plots more nefarious than they would've done if Lastwall had still been watching.

The compact was signed by the Queen in blood.

Pilar let her curse direct her, and what her curse did, was, her curse mushed a cupcake into the parchment so that the pink icing left behind would be her curse's signature.

Pilar doesn't actually know whether or not she would still be alive, if the Grand High Priestess hadn't been personally attending the meeting by then.

Pilar has already been so instructed, on not leaving scry-shielded places ever, without escorts.  There are probably a lot of people looking for her by now.

Pilar has a mother and sister who cannot come before Lord Asmodeus in her heart, but even after she said that they got moved by Security anyways, which must be the correct decision since Security knows best.  She owns nothing of real importance to her.

After the cake incident ended Pilar asked her curse if she'd behaved like a proper god around this deranged god-agreement she'd never made, and Pilar's curse said yes and good job and offered to help her scare a paladin out of the palace.

So Pilar called the Grand High Priestess again and reported that and what she'd done, but it was only briefly, and the Grand High Priestess couldn't possibly review everything that Pilar no doubt did wrong, and wouldn't have the time for that and assigning her punishments anyways.  The Grand High Priestess said that this was beginning to become interesting and told her to go scare off the paladin.

Pilar's curse required her to feel an actual desire to let the paladin go home safely before she was able to find him.

She didn't think until afterwards about whether maybe her curse might have tricked her into sending a paladin away safely who was going to be Maledicted anyways.  Her curse said that, if so, hypothetically speaking, the paladin would've completed his mission first, and Asmodeus wouldn't have considered that a good thing, for Pilar will never be used against her Lord.

Pilar expressed some skepticism about Chaotic Good apparently being fine with the paladin not completing his mission.  Her curse claimed that it was totally reasonable for Lawful Evil and Chaotic Good to team up against Lawful Good just like against Chaotic Evil because they both found paladins annoying for different reasons.

Pilar asked how her curse felt about throwing surprise parties for all the Lastwall spies targeting the palace so that they'd get to go home safely for their families.

Then Pilar's curse said SURE but there would have to be offsets from the standpoint of Chaotic Good, make it an offer.  There was a MEETING with SENIOR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS asking Pilar whether Chaotic-Good-pleasing things they could do cheaply were good enough for her, like they thought it was her making the decisions and not her oracle's curse.  And in the middle of that the QUEEN came in and asked Pilar why nobody had thought of asking the Queen to be part of the Osirion-scaring operation, and Pilar felt like a tiny baby mouse too small for a huge hawk to be worth eating, being asked by the hawk why it hadn't been invited to the baby mouse's party.

Now there's some things they're doing for Chaotic Good in exchange for getting rid of as many spies as they did, mostly undoing some small things that Cayden Cailean really hated and that weren't really helping Cheliax that much.  Plus a compact that, so long as it looks like Lastwall still really doesn't have any eyes left on the palace, they're not going to try any plots more nefarious than they would've done if Lastwall had still been watching.

The compact was signed by the Queen in blood.

Pilar let her curse direct her, and what her curse did, was, her curse mushed a cupcake into the parchment so that the pink icing left behind would be her curse's signature.

Pilar doesn't actually know whether or not she would still be alive, if the Grand High Priestess hadn't been personally attending the meeting by then.

Pilar has already been so instructed, on not leaving scry-shielded places ever, without escorts.  There are probably a lot of people looking for her by now.

Pilar has a mother and sister who cannot come before Lord Asmodeus in her heart, but even after she said that they got moved by Security anyways, which must be the correct decision since Security knows best.  She owns nothing of real importance to her.

After the cake incident ended Pilar asked her curse if she'd behaved like a proper god around this deranged god-agreement she'd never made, and Pilar's curse said yes and good job and offered to help her scare a paladin out of the palace.

So Pilar called the Grand High Priestess again and reported that and what she'd done, but it was only briefly, and the Grand High Priestess couldn't possibly review everything that Pilar no doubt did wrong, and anyways wouldn't have the time for assigning her punishments.

The Grand High Priestess said that this was beginning to become interesting and told her to go scare off the paladin.

Pilar's curse required her to feel an actual desire to let the paladin go home safely before she was able to find him.

She didn't think until afterwards about whether maybe her curse might have tricked her into sending a paladin away safely who was going to be Maledicted anyways.  Her curse said that, if so, hypothetically speaking, the paladin would've completed his mission first, and Asmodeus wouldn't have considered that a good thing, for Pilar will never be used against her Lord.

Pilar expressed some skepticism about Chaotic Good apparently being fine with the paladin not completing his mission.  Her curse claimed that it was totally reasonable for Lawful Evil and Chaotic Good to team up against Lawful Good just like against Chaotic Evil because they both found paladins annoying for different reasons.

Pilar asked how her curse felt about throwing surprise parties for all the Lastwall spies targeting the palace so that they'd get to go home safely for their families.

Then Pilar's curse said SURE but there would have to be offsets from the standpoint of Chaotic Good, make it an offer.  There was a MEETING with SENIOR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS asking Pilar whether Chaotic-Good-pleasing things they could do cheaply were good enough for her, like they thought it was her making the decisions and not her oracle's curse.  And in the middle of that the QUEEN came in and asked Pilar why nobody had thought of asking the Queen to be part of the Osirion-scaring operation, and Pilar felt like a tiny baby mouse too small for a huge hawk to be worth eating, being asked by the hawk why it hadn't been invited to the baby mouse's party.

Now there's some things Cheliax is doing for Chaotic Good in exchange for getting rid of as many spies as they did, mostly undoing some small things that Cayden Cailean really hated and that weren't really helping Cheliax that much.  Plus a compact that, so long as it looks like Lastwall still really doesn't have any eyes left on the palace, they're not going to try any plots more nefarious than they would've done if Lastwall had still been watching.

The compact was signed by the Queen in blood.

Pilar let her curse direct her, and what her curse did, was, her curse mushed a cupcake into the parchment so that the pink icing left behind would be her curse's signature.

Pilar doesn't actually know whether or not she would still be alive, if the Grand High Priestess hadn't been personally attending the meeting by then.

Pilar has already been so instructed, on not leaving scry-shielded places ever, without escorts.  There are probably a lot of people looking for her by now.

Pilar has a mother and sister who cannot come before Lord Asmodeus in her heart, but even after she said that they got moved by Security anyways, which must be the correct decision since Security knows best.  She owns nothing of real importance to her.

After the cake incident ended Pilar asked her curse if she'd behaved like a proper god around this deranged god-agreement she'd never made, and Pilar's curse said yes and good job and offered to help her scare a paladin out of the palace.

So Pilar called the Grand High Priestess again and reported that and what she'd done, but it was only briefly, and the Grand High Priestess couldn't possibly review everything that Pilar no doubt did wrong, and anyways wouldn't have the time for assigning her punishments.

The Grand High Priestess said that this was beginning to become interesting and told her to go scare off the paladin.

Pilar's curse required her to feel an actual desire to let the paladin go home safely before she was able to find him.

She didn't think until afterwards about whether maybe her curse might have tricked her into sending a paladin away safely who was going to be Maledicted anyways.  Her curse said that, if so, hypothetically speaking, the paladin would've completed his mission first, and Asmodeus wouldn't have considered that a good trade, and would've been well-served by scaring off the paladin instead, for Pilar will never be used against her Lord.

Pilar expressed some skepticism about Chaotic Good apparently being fine with the paladin not completing his mission.  Her curse claimed that it was totally reasonable for Lawful Evil and Chaotic Good to team up against Lawful Good just like against Chaotic Evil because they both found paladins annoying for different reasons.

Pilar asked how her curse felt about throwing surprise parties for all the Lastwall spies targeting the palace so that they'd get to go home safely for their families.

Then Pilar's curse said SURE but there would have to be offsets from the standpoint of Chaotic Good, make it an offer.  There was a MEETING with SENIOR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS asking Pilar whether Chaotic-Good-pleasing things they could do cheaply were good enough for her, like they thought it was her making the decisions and not her oracular curse.  And in the middle of that the QUEEN came in and asked Pilar why nobody had thought of asking the Queen to be part of the Osirion-scaring operation, and Pilar felt like a tiny baby mouse too small for a huge hawk to be worth eating, being asked by the hawk why it hadn't been invited to the baby mouse's party.

Now there's some things Cheliax is doing for Chaotic Good in exchange for getting rid of as many spies as they did, mostly undoing some small things that Cayden Cailean probably really hated and that weren't really helping Cheliax that much.  Plus a compact that, so long as it looks like Lastwall still really doesn't have any eyes left on the palace, they're not going to try any plots more nefarious than they would've done if Lastwall had still been watching.

The compact was signed by the Queen in blood.

Pilar let her curse direct her, and what her curse did, was, her curse mushed a cupcake into the parchment so that the pink icing left behind would be her curse's signature.

Pilar doesn't actually know whether or not she would still be alive, if the Grand High Priestess hadn't been personally attending the meeting by then.

Pilar has already been so instructed, on never leaving scry-shielded places without escorts.  There are probably a lot of people looking for her by now.

Pilar has a mother and sister who cannot come before Lord Asmodeus in her heart, but even after she said that they got moved by Security anyways, which must be the correct decision since Security knows best.  She owns nothing of real importance to her.

After the cake incident ended Pilar asked her curse if she'd behaved like a proper god around this deranged god-agreement she'd never made, and Pilar's curse said yes and good job and offered to help her scare a paladin out of the palace.

So Pilar called the Grand High Priestess again and reported that and what she'd done, but it was only briefly, and the Grand High Priestess couldn't possibly review everything that Pilar no doubt did wrong, and anyways wouldn't have the time for assigning her punishments.

The Grand High Priestess said that this was beginning to become interesting and told her to go scare off the paladin.

Pilar's curse required her to feel an actual desire to let the paladin go home safely before she was able to find him.

She didn't think until afterwards about whether maybe her curse might have tricked her into sending a paladin away safely who was going to be Maledicted anyways.  Her curse said that, if so, hypothetically speaking, the paladin would've completed his mission first, and Asmodeus wouldn't have considered that a good trade, and would've been well-served by scaring off the paladin instead, for Pilar will never be used against her Lord.

Pilar expressed some skepticism about Chaotic Good apparently being fine with the paladin not completing his mission.  Her curse claimed that it was totally reasonable for Lawful Evil and Chaotic Good to team up against Lawful Good just like against Chaotic Evil because they both found paladins annoying for different reasons.

Pilar asked how her curse felt about throwing surprise parties for all the Lastwall spies targeting the palace so that they'd get to go home safely for their families.

Then Pilar's curse said SURE but there would have to be offsets from the standpoint of Chaotic Good, make it an offer.  There was a MEETING with SENIOR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS asking Pilar whether Chaotic-Good-pleasing things they could do cheaply were good enough for her, like they thought it was her making the decisions and not her oracular curse.  And in the middle of that the QUEEN came in and asked Pilar why nobody had thought of asking the Queen to be part of the Osirion-scaring operation, and Pilar felt like a tiny baby mouse too small for a huge hawk to be worth eating, being asked by the hawk why it hadn't been invited to the baby mouse's party.

Now there's some things Cheliax is doing for Chaotic Good in exchange for getting rid of as many spies as they did, mostly undoing some small things that Cayden Cailean probably really hated and that weren't really helping Cheliax that much.  Plus a compact that, so long as it looks like Lastwall still really doesn't have any eyes left on the palace, they're not going to try any plots more nefarious than they would've done if Lastwall had still been watching.

The compact was signed by the Queen in blood.

Pilar let her curse direct her, and what her curse did, was, her curse mushed a cupcake into the parchment so that the pink icing left behind would be her curse's signature.

Pilar doesn't actually know whether or not she would still be alive, if the Grand High Priestess hadn't been personally attending the meeting by then.

Pilar has already been so instructed, on never leaving scry-shielded places without escorts.  There are probably a lot of people looking for her by now.

Pilar has a mother and sister who cannot come before Lord Asmodeus in her heart, but even after she said that, they got moved by Security anyways, which must be the correct decision since Security knows best.  She owns nothing of real importance to her.

After the cake incident ended Pilar asked her curse if she'd behaved like a proper god around this deranged god-agreement she'd never made, and Pilar's curse said yes and good job and offered to help her scare a paladin out of the palace.

So Pilar called the Grand High Priestess again and reported that and what she'd done, but it was only briefly, and the Grand High Priestess couldn't possibly review everything that Pilar no doubt did wrong, and anyways wouldn't have the time for assigning her punishments.

The Grand High Priestess said that this was beginning to become interesting and told her to go scare off the paladin.

Pilar's curse required her to feel an actual desire to let the paladin go home safely before she was able to find him.

She didn't think until afterwards about whether maybe her curse might have tricked her into sending a paladin away safely who was going to be Maledicted anyways.  Her curse said that, if so, hypothetically speaking, the paladin would've completed his mission first, and Asmodeus wouldn't have considered that a good trade, and would've been well-served by scaring off the paladin instead, for Pilar will never be used against her Lord.

Pilar expressed some skepticism about Chaotic Good apparently being fine with the paladin not completing his mission.  Her curse claimed that it was totally reasonable for Lawful Evil and Chaotic Good to team up against Lawful Good just like against Chaotic Evil because they both found paladins annoying for different reasons.

Pilar asked how her curse felt about throwing surprise parties for all the Lastwall spies targeting the palace so that they'd get to go home safely for their families.

Then Pilar's curse said SURE but there would have to be offsets from the standpoint of Chaotic Good, make it an offer.  There was a MEETING with SENIOR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS asking Pilar whether Chaotic-Good-pleasing things they could do cheaply were good enough for her, like they thought it was her making the decisions and not her oracular curse.  And in the middle of that the QUEEN came in and asked Pilar why nobody had thought of asking the Queen to be part of the Osirion-scaring operation, and Pilar felt like a tiny baby mouse too small for a huge hawk to be worth eating, being asked by the hawk why it hadn't been invited to the baby mouse's party.

Now there's some things Cheliax is doing for Chaotic Good in exchange for getting rid of as many spies as they did, mostly undoing some small things that Cayden Cailean probably really hated and that weren't really helping Cheliax that much.  Plus a compact that, so long as it looks like Lastwall still really doesn't have any eyes left on the palace, they're not going to try any plots more nefarious than they would've done if Lastwall had still been watching.

The compact was signed by the Queen in blood.

Pilar let her curse direct her, and what her curse did, was, her curse mushed a cupcake into the parchment so that the pink icing left behind would be her curse's signature.

Pilar doesn't actually know whether or not she would still be alive, if the Grand High Priestess hadn't been personally attending the meeting by then.

Pilar has already been so instructed, on never leaving scry-shielded places without escorts.  There are probably a lot of people looking for her by now.

Pilar has a mother and sister who cannot come before Lord Asmodeus in her heart, but even after she said that, they got moved by Security anyways, which must be the correct decision since Security knows best.  She owns nothing of real importance to her, saving perhaps her spellbook.

After the cake incident ended Pilar asked her curse if she'd behaved like a proper god around this deranged god-agreement she'd never made, and Pilar's curse said yes and good job and offered to help her scare a paladin out of the palace.

So Pilar called the Grand High Priestess again and reported that and what she'd done, but it was only briefly, and the Grand High Priestess couldn't possibly review everything that Pilar no doubt did wrong, and anyways wouldn't have the time for assigning her punishments.

The Grand High Priestess said that this was beginning to become interesting and told her to go scare off the paladin.

Pilar's curse required her to feel an actual desire to let the paladin go home safely before she was able to find him.

She didn't think until afterwards about whether maybe her curse might have tricked her into sending a paladin away safely who was going to be Maledicted anyways.  Her curse said that, if so, hypothetically speaking, the paladin would've completed his mission first, and Asmodeus wouldn't have considered that a good trade, and would've been well-served by scaring off the paladin instead, for Pilar will never be used against her Lord.

Pilar expressed some skepticism about Chaotic Good apparently being fine with the paladin not completing his mission.  Her curse claimed that it was totally reasonable for Lawful Evil and Chaotic Good to team up against Lawful Good just like against Chaotic Evil because they both found paladins annoying for different reasons.

Pilar asked how her curse felt about throwing surprise parties for all the Lastwall spies targeting the palace so that they'd get to go home safely for their families.

Then Pilar's curse said SURE but there would have to be offsets from the standpoint of Chaotic Good, make it an offer.  There was a MEETING with SENIOR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS asking Pilar whether Chaotic-Good-pleasing things they could do cheaply were good enough for her, like they thought it was her making the decisions and not her oracular curse.  And in the middle of that the QUEEN came in and asked Pilar why nobody had thought of asking the Queen to be part of the Osirion-scaring operation, and Pilar felt like a tiny baby mouse too small for a huge hawk to be worth eating, being asked by the hawk why it hadn't been invited to the baby mouse's party.

Now there's some things Cheliax is doing for Chaotic Good in exchange for getting rid of as many spies as they did, mostly undoing some small things that Cayden Cailean probably really hated and that weren't really helping Cheliax that much.  Plus a compact that, so long as it looks like Lastwall still really doesn't have any eyes left on the palace, they're not going to try any plots more nefarious than they would've done if Lastwall had still been watching.

The compact was signed by the Queen in blood.

Pilar let her curse direct her, and what her curse did, was, her curse mushed a cupcake into the parchment so that the pink icing left behind would be her curse's signature.

Pilar doesn't actually know whether or not she would still be alive, if the Grand High Priestess hadn't been personally attending the meeting by then.

Pilar has already been so instructed, on never leaving scry-shielded places without escorts.  There are probably a lot of people looking for her by now.

Pilar has a mother and sister who cannot come before Lord Asmodeus in her heart, but even after she said that, they got moved by Security anyways, which must be the correct decision since Security knows best.  She owns nothing of real importance to her, saving perhaps her spellbook.

After the cake incident ended Pilar asked her curse if she'd behaved like a proper god around this deranged god-agreement she'd never made, and Pilar's curse said yes and good job and offered to help her scare a paladin out of the palace.

So Pilar called the Grand High Priestess again and reported that, and what she'd already done, but it was only briefly, and the Grand High Priestess couldn't possibly review everything that Pilar no doubt did wrong, and anyways wouldn't have the time for assigning her punishments.

The Grand High Priestess said that this was beginning to become interesting and told her to go scare off the paladin.

Pilar's curse required her to feel an actual desire to let the paladin go home safely before she was able to find him.

She didn't think until afterwards about whether maybe her curse might have tricked her into sending a paladin away safely who was going to be Maledicted anyways.  Her curse said that, if so, hypothetically speaking, the paladin would've completed his mission first, and Asmodeus wouldn't have considered that a good trade, and would've been well-served by scaring off the paladin instead, for Pilar will never be used against her Lord.

Pilar expressed some skepticism about Chaotic Good apparently being fine with the paladin not completing his mission.  Her curse claimed that it was totally reasonable for Lawful Evil and Chaotic Good to team up against Lawful Good just like against Chaotic Evil because they both found paladins annoying for different reasons.

Pilar asked how her curse felt about throwing surprise parties for all the Lastwall spies targeting the palace so that they'd get to go home safely for their families.

Then Pilar's curse said SURE but there would have to be offsets from the standpoint of Chaotic Good, make it an offer.  There was a MEETING with SENIOR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS asking Pilar whether Chaotic-Good-pleasing things they could do cheaply were good enough for her, like they thought it was her making the decisions and not her oracular curse.  And in the middle of that the QUEEN came in and asked Pilar why nobody had thought of asking the Queen to be part of the Osirion-scaring operation, and Pilar felt like a tiny baby mouse too small for a huge hawk to be worth eating, being asked by the hawk why it hadn't been invited to the baby mouse's party.

Now there's some things Cheliax is doing for Chaotic Good in exchange for getting rid of as many spies as they did, mostly undoing some small things that Cayden Cailean probably really hated and that weren't really helping Cheliax that much.  Plus a compact that, so long as it looks like Lastwall still really doesn't have any eyes left on the palace, they're not going to try any plots more nefarious than they would've done if Lastwall had still been watching.

The compact was signed by the Queen in blood.

Pilar let her curse direct her, and what her curse did, was, her curse mushed a cupcake into the parchment so that the pink icing left behind would be her curse's signature.

Pilar doesn't actually know whether or not she would still be alive, if the Grand High Priestess hadn't been personally attending the meeting by then.

Pilar has already been so instructed, on never leaving scry-shielded places without escorts.  There are probably a lot of people looking for her by now.

Pilar has a mother and sister who cannot come before Lord Asmodeus in her heart, but even after she said that, they got moved by Security anyways, which must be the correct decision since Security knows best.  She owns nothing of real importance to her, saving perhaps her spellbook.

After the cake incident ended Pilar asked her curse if she'd behaved like a proper god around this deranged god-agreement she'd never made, and Pilar's curse said yes and good job and offered to help her scare a paladin out of the palace.

So Pilar called the Grand High Priestess again and reported that, and what she'd already done, but it was only briefly, and the Grand High Priestess couldn't possibly review everything that Pilar no doubt did wrong, and anyways wouldn't have the time for assigning her punishments.

The Grand High Priestess said that this was beginning to become interesting and told her to go scare off the paladin.

Pilar's curse required her to feel an actual desire to let the paladin go home safely before she was able to find him.

She didn't think until afterwards about whether maybe her curse might have tricked her into sending a paladin away safely who was going to be Maledicted anyways.  Her curse said that, if so, hypothetically speaking, the paladin would've completed his mission first, and Asmodeus wouldn't have considered that a good trade, and would've been well-served by scaring off the paladin instead, for Pilar will never be used against her Lord.

Pilar expressed some skepticism about Chaotic Good apparently being fine with the paladin not completing his mission.  Her curse claimed that it was totally reasonable for Lawful Evil and Chaotic Good to team up against Lawful Good just like against Chaotic Evil because they both found paladins annoying for different reasons.

Pilar asked how her curse felt about throwing surprise parties for all the Lastwall spies targeting the palace so that they'd get to go home safely for their families.

Then Pilar's curse said SURE but there would have to be offsets from the standpoint of Chaotic Good, make it an offer.  There was a MEETING with SENIOR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS asking Pilar whether Chaotic-Good-pleasing things they could do cheaply were good enough for her, like they thought it was her making the decisions and not her oracular curse.  And in the middle of that the QUEEN came in and asked Pilar why nobody had thought of asking the Queen to be part of the Osirion-scaring operation, and Pilar felt like a tiny baby mouse too small for a huge hawk to be worth eating, being asked by the hawk why it hadn't been invited to the baby mouse's party.

Now there's some things Cheliax is doing for Chaotic Good in exchange for getting rid of as many spies as they did, mostly undoing some small things that Cayden Cailean would've really hated and that weren't actually helping Cheliax that much.  Plus a compact that, so long as it looks like Lastwall still really doesn't have any eyes left on the palace, they're not going to try any plots more nefarious than they would've done if Lastwall had still been watching.

The compact was signed by the Queen in blood.

Pilar let her curse direct her, and what her curse did, was, her curse mushed a cupcake into the parchment so that the pink icing left behind would be her curse's signature.

Pilar doesn't actually know whether or not she would still be alive, if the Grand High Priestess hadn't been personally attending the meeting by then.

Pilar has already been so instructed, on never leaving scry-shielded places without escorts.  There are probably a lot of people looking for her by now.

Pilar has a mother and sister who cannot come before Lord Asmodeus in her heart, but even after she said that, they got moved by Security anyways, which must be the correct decision since Security knows best.  She owns nothing of real importance to her, saving perhaps her spellbook.

After the cake incident ended Pilar asked her curse if she'd behaved like a proper god around this deranged god-agreement she'd never made, and Pilar's curse said yes and good job and offered to help her scare a paladin out of the palace.

So Pilar called the Grand High Priestess again and reported that, and what she'd already done, but it was only briefly, and the Grand High Priestess couldn't possibly review everything that Pilar no doubt did wrong, and anyways wouldn't have the time for assigning her punishments.

The Grand High Priestess said that this was beginning to become interesting and told her to go scare off the paladin.

Pilar's curse required her to feel an actual desire to let the paladin go home safely before she was able to find him.

She didn't think until afterwards about whether maybe her curse might have tricked her into sending a paladin away safely who was going to be Maledicted anyways.  Her curse said that, if so, hypothetically speaking, the paladin would've completed his mission first, and Asmodeus wouldn't have considered that a good trade, and would've been well-served by scaring off the paladin instead, for Pilar will never be used against her Lord.

Pilar expressed some skepticism about Chaotic Good apparently being fine with the paladin not completing his mission.  Her curse claimed that it was totally reasonable for Lawful Evil and Chaotic Good to team up against Lawful Good just like against Chaotic Evil because they both found paladins annoying for different reasons.

Pilar asked how her curse felt about throwing surprise parties for all the Lastwall spies targeting the palace so that they'd get to go home safely for their families.

Then Pilar's curse said sure, but there would have to be offsets from the standpoint of Chaotic Good, make it an offer.  There was a MEETING with SENIOR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS asking Pilar whether Chaotic-Good-pleasing things they could do cheaply were good enough for her, like they thought it was her making the decisions and not her oracular curse.  And in the middle of that the QUEEN came in and asked Pilar why nobody had thought of asking the Queen to be part of the Osirion-scaring operation, and Pilar felt like a tiny baby mouse too small for a huge hawk to be worth eating, being asked by the hawk why it hadn't been invited to the baby mouse's party.

Now there's some things Cheliax is doing for Chaotic Good in exchange for getting rid of as many spies as they did, mostly undoing some small things that Cayden Cailean would've really hated and that weren't actually helping Cheliax that much.  Plus a compact that, so long as it looks like Lastwall still really doesn't have any eyes left on the palace, they're not going to try any plots more nefarious than they would've done if Lastwall had still been watching.

The compact was signed by the Queen in blood.

Pilar let her curse direct her, and what her curse did, was, her curse mushed a cupcake into the parchment so that the pink icing left behind would be her curse's signature.

Pilar doesn't actually know whether or not she would still be alive, if the Grand High Priestess hadn't been personally attending the meeting by then.

Pilar has already been so instructed, on never leaving scry-shielded places without escorts.  There are probably a lot of people looking for her by now.

Pilar has a mother and sister who cannot come before Lord Asmodeus in her heart, but even after she said that, they got moved by Security anyways, which must be the correct decision since Security knows best.  She owns nothing of real importance to her, saving perhaps her spellbook.

After the cake incident ended Pilar asked her curse if she'd behaved like a proper god around this deranged god-agreement she'd never made, and Pilar's curse said yes and good job and offered to help her scare a paladin out of the palace.

So Pilar called the Grand High Priestess again and reported that, and what she'd already done, but it was only briefly, and the Grand High Priestess couldn't possibly review everything that Pilar no doubt did wrong, and anyways wouldn't have the time for assigning her punishments.

The Grand High Priestess said that this was beginning to become interesting and told her to go scare off the paladin.

Pilar's curse required her to feel an actual desire to let the paladin go home safely before she was able to find him.

She didn't think until afterwards about whether maybe her curse might have tricked her into sending a paladin away safely who was going to be Maledicted anyways.  Her curse said that, if so, hypothetically speaking, the paladin would've completed his mission first, and Asmodeus wouldn't have considered that a good trade, and would've been well-served by scaring off the paladin instead, for Pilar will never be used against her Lord.

Pilar expressed some skepticism about Chaotic Good apparently being fine with the paladin not completing his mission.  Her curse claimed that it was totally reasonable for Lawful Evil and Chaotic Good to team up against Lawful Good just like against Chaotic Evil because they both found paladins annoying for different reasons.

Pilar asked how her curse felt about throwing surprise parties for all the Lastwall spies targeting the palace so that they'd get to go home safely for their families.

Pilar's curse said sure, but there would have to be offsets from the standpoint of Chaotic Good, make it an offer.  There was a MEETING with VERY SENIOR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS asking Pilar whether Chaotic-Good-pleasing things they could do cheaply were good enough for her, like they thought it was her making the decisions and not her oracular curse.  And in the middle of that the QUEEN came in and asked Pilar why nobody had thought of asking the Queen to be part of the Osirion-scaring operation, and Pilar felt like a tiny baby mouse too small for a huge hawk to be worth eating, being asked by the hawk why it hadn't been invited to the baby mouse's party.

Now there's some things Cheliax is doing for Chaotic Good in exchange for getting rid of as many spies as they did, mostly undoing some small things that Cayden Cailean would've really hated and that weren't actually helping Cheliax that much.  Plus a compact that, so long as it looks like Lastwall still really doesn't have any eyes left on the palace, they're not going to try any plots more nefarious than they would've done if Lastwall had still been watching.

The compact was signed by the Queen in blood.

Pilar let her curse direct her, and what her curse did, was, her curse mushed a cupcake into the parchment so that the pink icing left behind would be her curse's signature.

Pilar doesn't actually know whether or not she would still be alive, if the Grand High Priestess hadn't been personally attending the meeting by then.

Pilar has already been so instructed, on never leaving scry-shielded places without escorts.  There are probably a lot of people looking for her by now.

Pilar has a mother and sister who cannot come before Lord Asmodeus in her heart, but even after she said that, they got moved by Security anyways, which must be the correct decision since Security knows best.  She owns nothing of real importance to her, saving perhaps her spellbook.

After the cake incident ended Pilar asked her curse if she'd behaved like a proper god around this deranged god-agreement she'd never made, and Pilar's curse said yes and good job and offered to help her scare a paladin out of the palace.

So Pilar called the Grand High Priestess again and reported that, and what she'd already done, but it was only briefly, and the Grand High Priestess couldn't possibly review everything that Pilar no doubt did wrong, and anyways wouldn't have the time for assigning her punishments.

The Grand High Priestess said that this was beginning to become interesting and told her to go scare off the paladin.

Pilar's curse required her to feel an actual desire to let the paladin go home safely before she was able to find him.

She didn't think until afterwards about whether maybe her curse might have tricked her into sending a paladin away safely who was going to be Maledicted anyways.  Her curse said that, if so, hypothetically speaking, the paladin would've completed his mission first, and Asmodeus wouldn't have considered that a good trade, and would've been well-served by scaring off the paladin instead, for Pilar will never be used against her Lord.

Pilar expressed some skepticism about Chaotic Good apparently being fine with the paladin not completing his mission.  Her curse claimed that it was totally reasonable for Lawful Evil and Chaotic Good to team up against Lawful Good just like against Chaotic Evil because they both found paladins annoying for different reasons.

Pilar asked how her curse felt about throwing surprise parties for all the Lastwall spies targeting the palace so that they'd get to go home safely to their families.

Pilar's curse said sure, but there would have to be offsets from the standpoint of Chaotic Good, make it an offer.  There was a MEETING with VERY SENIOR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS asking Pilar whether Chaotic-Good-pleasing things they could do cheaply were good enough for her, like they thought it was her making the decisions and not her oracular curse.  And in the middle of that the QUEEN came in and asked Pilar why nobody had thought of asking the Queen to be part of the Osirion-scaring operation, and Pilar felt like a tiny baby mouse too small for a huge hawk to be worth eating, being asked by the hawk why it hadn't been invited to the baby mouse's party.

Now there's some things Cheliax is doing for Chaotic Good in exchange for getting rid of as many spies as they did, mostly undoing some small things that Cayden Cailean would've really hated and that weren't actually helping Cheliax that much.  Plus a compact that, so long as it looks like Lastwall still really doesn't have any eyes left on the palace, they're not going to try any plots more nefarious than they would've done if Lastwall had still been watching.

The compact was signed by the Queen in blood.

Pilar let her curse direct her, and what her curse did, was, her curse mushed a cupcake into the parchment so that the pink icing left behind would be her curse's signature.

Pilar doesn't actually know whether or not she would still be alive, if the Grand High Priestess hadn't been personally attending the meeting by then.