And then Irori goes upon His way, for many other matters call Him, and He does not have time to wait around watching a statue be levitated and floated away.
...to, as it turns out, an aftercare chamber.
One really can't blame Irori for not especially guessing that this would be the case. He was not, in mortal life, the kind of martial artist who gets way into BDSM.
Irori definitely isn't expecting the incredibly annoyed call that He gets from Otolmens a few hours later.