"This would be a dangerous thing to say a dath ilani like, four years younger than me? I'm successfully preventing my brain from executing your just-submitted search request for clever ways to destroy eternal souls, but I wouldn't have been able to stop it from running four years ago."
"Anyways! Let's say that I've demonstrated that, no, I actually did figure out the Starstone, you're not the first patient, I already got all the other girls and they're all gods and doing great. But when it's your turn in the line, I then say, actually, Carissa, instead of becoming god of magical weapon creation, I'd personally be happy about it if you became god of pleasing Keltham sexually. You don't have to do it, it's not an order, but I've noticed it would make me very happy, says future Keltham."