She's pretty okay at massage for somebody whose civilization obviously never gave her a single training class on how any of it works and probably doesn't even know!  This will probably have a net positive effect!

"Civilization's got some different romance novels, gotta say.  Veeerrrryyy different.  Going on recently popular media, I think a lot more of our women than yours would like to find that they're secretly the daughter and heiress to a Dark Unilateral Ruler in an alternate universe with economicmagic that lets the Dark Ruler run the entire place as a criminal mastermind, with a Corrupted Governance that makes everybody believe that the majority voted for her when actually it didn't at all, and now the new Dark Heiress has got to pretend to act like an Evil supervillain for an extended period, and navigate a complex and chaotic web of criminal personalities to end up with a harem of four men each with distinct powers and personalities, on their way to either seizing or inheriting the Dark Rulership."

She's pretty okay at massage for somebody whose civilization obviously never gave her a single training class on how any of it works and probably doesn't even know!  This will probably have a net positive effect!

"Civilization's got some different romance novels, gotta say.  Veeerrrryyy different.  Going on recently popular media, I think a lot more of our women than yours would like to find that they're secretly the daughter and heiress to a Dark Unilateral Ruler in an alternate universe with economicmagic that lets the Dark Ruler run the entire place as a criminal mastermind, with a Corrupted Governance that makes everybody believe that the majority voted for her when actually it didn't at all, and now the new Dark Heiress has got to pretend to act like an Evil supervillain for an extended period, and navigate a complex and chaotic web of criminal personalities to end up with a harem of four men each with distinct powers and personalities, on her way to either seizing or inheriting the Dark Rulership."

She's pretty okay at massage for somebody whose civilization obviously never gave her a single training class on how any of it works and may not even collectively know!  This will probably have a net positive effect!

"Civilization's got some different romance novels, gotta say.  Veeerrrryyy different.  Going on recently popular media, I think a lot more of our women than yours would like to find that they're secretly the daughter and heiress to a Dark Unilateral Ruler in an alternate universe with economicmagic that lets the Dark Ruler run the entire place as a criminal mastermind, with a Corrupted Governance that makes everybody believe that the majority voted for her when actually it didn't at all, and now the new Dark Heiress has got to pretend to act like an Evil supervillain for an extended period, and navigate a complex and chaotic web of criminal personalities to end up with a harem of four men each with distinct powers and personalities, on her way to either seizing or inheriting the Dark Rulership."

She's pretty okay at massage for somebody whose civilization obviously never gave her a single training class on how any of it works and may not even collectively know!  This will probably have a net positive effect!

"Civilization's got some different romance novels, gotta say.  Veeerrrryyy different.  Going on recently popular media, I think a common female fantasy would be to find that they're secretly the daughter and heiress to a Dark Unilateral Ruler in an alternate universe with economicmagic that lets the Dark Ruler run the entire place as a criminal mastermind, with a Corrupted Governance that makes everybody believe that the majority voted for her when actually it didn't at all, and now the new Dark Heiress has got to pretend to act like an Evil supervillain for an extended period, and navigate a complex and chaotic web of criminal personalities to end up with a harem of four men each with distinct powers and personalities, on her way to either seizing or inheriting the Dark Rulership."

She's pretty okay at massage for somebody whose civilization obviously never gave her a single training class on how any of it works and may not even collectively know!  This will probably have a net positive effect!

"Civilization's got some different romance novels, gotta say.  Veeerrrryyy different.  Going on recently popular media, a stereotypically standard female fantasy would be to find that they're secretly the daughter and heiress to a Dark Unilateral Ruler in an alternate universe with economicmagic that lets the Dark Ruler run the entire place as a criminal mastermind, with a Corrupted Governance that makes everybody believe that the majority voted for her when actually it didn't at all, and now the new Dark Heiress has got to pretend to act like an Evil supervillain for an extended period, and navigate a complex and chaotic web of criminal personalities to end up with a harem of four men each with distinct powers and personalities, on her way to either seizing or inheriting the Dark Rulership."

She's pretty okay at massage for somebody whose civilization obviously never gave her a single training class on how any of it works and may not even collectively know!  This will probably have a net positive effect!

"Civilization's got some different romance novels, gotta say.  Veeerrrryyy different.  Going on recently popular media, a stereotypically standard female-appealing fantasy would be to find that they're secretly the daughter and heiress to a Dark Unilateral Ruler in an alternate universe with economicmagic that lets the Dark Ruler run the entire place as a criminal mastermind, with a Corrupted Governance that makes everybody believe that the majority voted for her when actually it didn't at all, and now the new Dark Heiress has got to pretend to act like an Evil supervillain for an extended period, and navigate a complex and chaotic web of criminal personalities to end up with a harem of four men each with distinct powers and personalities, on her way to either seizing or inheriting the Dark Rulership."

She's pretty okay at massage for somebody whose civilization obviously never gave her a single training class on how any of it works and may not even collectively know!  This will probably have a net positive effect!

"Civilization's got some different romance novels, gotta say.  Veeerrrryyy different.  Going on recently popular media, a stereotypically standard female-appealing fantasy would be to find that they're secretly the daughter and heiress to a Dark Unilateral Ruler in an alternate universe with economicmagic that lets the Dark Ruler run the entire place as a criminal mastermind, with a Corrupted Governance that makes everybody believe that most people elected her when actually they didn't, and now the new Dark Heiress has got to pretend to act like an Evil supervillain for an extended period, and navigate a complex and chaotic web of criminal personalities to end up with a harem of four men each with distinct powers and personalities, on her way to either seizing or inheriting the Dark Rulership."