Oh but until Nethys gets back, nobody tell Keltham about how the part where everything he thinks is a trope is actually a different trope and none of the forces structuring his universe were at any point being deliberately shaped to put him into an eroLARP and he actually is just Wrong Genre Savvy reading faces in the clouds.  Nethys wants to see Keltham's face when he finds out!

Wait.  Nethys is actually always everywhere and sees everything.

Well, please wait anyways!

Oh but until Nethys gets back, nobody tell Keltham about the part where everything he thinks is a trope is actually a different trope and none of the forces structuring his universe were at any point being deliberately shaped to put him into an eroLARP and he actually is just Wrong Genre Savvy reading faces in the clouds.  Nethys wants to see Keltham's face when he finds out!

Wait.  Nethys is actually always everywhere and sees everything.

Well, please wait anyways!

Oh but until Nethys gets back, nobody tell Keltham about the part where everything he thinks is a trope is actually not that trope and none of the forces structuring his universe were at any point being deliberately shaped to put him into an eroLARP and he actually is just Wrong Genre Savvy reading faces in the clouds.  Nethys wants to see Keltham's face when he finds out!

Wait.  Nethys is actually always everywhere and sees everything.

Well, please wait anyways!

Oh but until Nethys gets back, nobody tell Keltham about the part where everything he thinks is a trope is actually not that trope and none of the forces structuring his universe were originally shaped to put him into an eroLARP and he actually is just Wrong Genre Savvy reading faces in the clouds.  Nethys wants to see Keltham's face when he finds out!

Wait.  Nethys is actually always everywhere and sees everything.

Well, please wait anyways!