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The first thought to cross Keltham's mind is why the Queen of Cheliax needs to use Sevar as a cuddle pillow, as cuddlesome as she is in that regard, before it clicks to him that if you have sex in bedrooms then 'sleeping with' is probably a euphemism for sex.

The second thought is to ask whether this rumor is perhaps true.

It admittedly does in fact sound a lot more like the sort of thing that would be passed around six-year-old kids, than would make very much sense in real life, but even in Golarion, presumably, the people who pass around rumors like that are probably running their own sanity checks at all?

"Does the rumor say it's consensual or a pharaoh-of-Osirion situation?" Keltham inquires.  He is putting any flashes of anger on hold pending evaluation of probabilities.

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The first thought to cross Keltham's mind is why the Queen of Cheliax needs to use Sevar as a cuddle pillow, as cuddlesome as she is in that regard, before it clicks to him that if you have sex in bedrooms then 'sleeping with' is probably a euphemism for sex.

The second thought is to ask whether this rumor is perhaps true.

It admittedly does in fact sound a lot more like the sort of thing that would be passed around six-year-old kids, than would make very much sense in real life, but even in Golarion, presumably, the people who pass around rumors like that are probably running their own sanity checks at all, and think it's not completely obviously false?

"Does the rumor say it's consensual or a pharaoh-of-Osirion situation?" Keltham inquires.  He is putting any flashes of anger on hold pending evaluation of probabilities.