"This is usually where I would apply creativity, it's just, I have so little grasp of magic, and all the people I would otherwise ask might be, assuming the premise, in a conspiracy with you."

Though Ione might be less likely than some, but no; for purposes of deciding whether it's okay to risk having kids, he needs to assume that Ione is scripted, by Governance, not by some metareal eroLARP, and can't be trusted either.

"I know what Science Maniac Verrez would do in this situation - namely, figure out how to use Prestidigitation to impose a magnetic field over his own sperm, the way that mature male contraception technology works in dath ilan.  But in real life, if you try that sort of thing... well, no, actually, I guess I could heal myself, if I hurt myself.  Unless I gave myself cancer.  But that, I'd guess, just takes a more powerful cleric spell.  And even if I literally kill myself, you could bring me back... but the problem is verifying that the sperm are actually dead and that the silly clever trick worked, when I can't ask anybody here to help me figure out how to verify whether sperm are alive... but there was a spell Detect Life on Ione's list, I'm pretty sure, and if I ask my god to give me that, I can see if it works on sperm and then it goes through my god rather than anyone here..."

"Or actually - potentially simpler solutions.  Is there a fourth-circle or lower spell I can ask my god to give me, that would let me create a small object that isn't as fragile as Prestidigitating that, and can have properties like, impermeability to fluid, adhesion to skin until dispelled."

Keltham is now attempting to invent birth control via condoms from scratch!  His first visualization is a small patch that fits over the tip of his urethra and will contain the liquid that emerges from it.

"This is usually where I would apply creativity, it's just, I have so little grasp of magic, and all the people I would otherwise ask might be, assuming the premise, in a conspiracy with you."

Though Ione might be less likely than some, but no; for purposes of deciding whether it's okay to risk having kids, he needs to assume that Ione is scripted, by Governance, not by some metalevel eroLARP, and can't be trusted either.

"I know what Science Maniac Verrez would do in this situation - namely, figure out how to use Prestidigitation to impose a magnetic field over his own sperm, the way that mature male contraception technology works in dath ilan.  But in real life, if you try that sort of thing... well, no, actually, I guess I could heal myself, if I hurt myself.  Unless I gave myself cancer.  But that, I'd guess, just takes a more powerful cleric spell.  And even if I literally kill myself, you could bring me back... but the problem is verifying that the sperm are actually dead and that the silly clever trick worked, when I can't ask anybody here to help me figure out how to verify whether sperm are alive... but there was a spell Detect Life on Ione's list, I'm pretty sure, and if I ask my god to give me that, I can see if it works on sperm and then it goes through my god rather than anyone here..."

"Or actually - potentially simpler solutions.  Is there a fourth-circle or lower spell I can ask my god to give me, that would let me create a small object that isn't as fragile as Prestidigitating that, and can have properties like, impermeability to fluid, adhesion to skin until dispelled."

Keltham is now attempting to invent birth control via condoms from scratch!  His first visualization is a small patch that fits over the tip of his urethra and will contain the liquid that emerges from it.

"This is usually where I would apply creativity, it's just, I have so little grasp of magic, and all the people I would otherwise ask might be, assuming the premise, in a conspiracy with you."

Though Ione might be less likely than some, but no; for purposes of deciding whether it's okay to risk having kids, he needs to assume that Ione is scripted, by Governance, not by some metalevel eroLARP, and can't be trusted either.

"I know what Science Maniac Verrez would do in this situation - namely, figure out how to use Prestidigitation to impose a magnet-field over his own sperm, the way that mature male contraception technology works in dath ilan.  But in real life, if you try that sort of thing... well, no, actually, I guess I could heal myself, if I hurt myself.  Unless I gave myself cancer.  But that, I'd guess, just takes a more powerful cleric spell.  And even if I literally kill myself, you could bring me back... but the problem is verifying that the sperm are actually dead and that the silly clever trick worked, when I can't ask anybody here to help me figure out how to verify whether sperm are alive... but there was a spell Detect Life on Ione's list, I'm pretty sure, and if I ask my god to give me that, I can see if it works on sperm and then it goes through my god rather than anyone here..."

"Or actually - potentially simpler solutions.  Is there a fourth-circle or lower spell I can ask my god to give me, that would let me create a small object that isn't as fragile as Prestidigitating that, and can have properties like, impermeability to fluid, adhesion to skin until dispelled."

Keltham is now attempting to invent birth control via condoms from scratch!  His first visualization is a small patch that fits over the tip of his urethra and will contain the liquid that emerges from it.

"This is usually where I would apply creativity, it's just, I have so little grasp of magic, and all the people I would otherwise ask might be, assuming the premise, in a conspiracy with you."

Though Ione might be less likely than some, but no; for purposes of deciding whether it's okay to risk having kids, he needs to assume that Ione is scripted - by Governance, not by some metalevel eroLARP - and can't be trusted either.

"I know what Science Maniac Verrez would do in this situation - namely, figure out how to use Prestidigitation to impose a magnet-field over his own sperm, the way that mature male contraception technology works in dath ilan.  But in real life, if you try that sort of thing... well, no, actually, I guess I could heal myself, if I hurt myself.  Unless I gave myself cancer.  But that, I'd guess, just takes a more powerful cleric spell.  And even if I literally kill myself, you could bring me back... but the problem is verifying that the sperm are actually dead and that the silly clever trick worked, when I can't ask anybody here to help me figure out how to verify whether sperm are alive... but there was a spell Detect Life on Ione's list, I'm pretty sure, and if I ask my god to give me that, I can see if it works on sperm and then it goes through my god rather than anyone here..."

"Or actually - potentially simpler solutions.  Is there a fourth-circle or lower spell I can ask my god to give me, that would let me create a small object that isn't as fragile as Prestidigitating that, and can have properties like, impermeability to fluid, adhesion to skin until dispelled."

Keltham is now attempting to invent birth control via condoms from scratch!  His first visualization is a small patch that fits over the tip of his urethra and will contain the liquid that emerges from it.