Asmodia doesn't laugh out loud.  Even less so, considering how fucked she would be.  And yet, somehow, it's still funny.  "Detect Anxiety might not turn up anything much, you can't be anxious about what's already happened to you.  Detect Desires might pick up something Security doesn't want him to see.  Should've written down on my paper that I'd have a more interesting background, some story that would explain why Keltham couldn't detect my own desires, if I'm about to get a blocking item for that."

Asmodia doesn't laugh out loud.  Even less so, considering how fucked she would be.  And yet, somehow, it's still funny.  "Detect Anxiety might not turn up anything much, you can't be anxious about what's already happened to you.  Detect Desires might pick up something Security doesn't want him to see."  Even with an intelligence headband on she can't think of a solution for that besides removing her, which isn't a good sign - no, wait, she's thought of one.  "Should've written down on my paper that I'd have a more interesting background, some story that would explain why Keltham couldn't detect my own desires, if I'm about to get a blocking item for that."

Asmodia doesn't laugh out loud.  Even less so, considering how fucked she would be.  And yet, somehow, it's still funny.  What a lovely bed Hell has made for itself to lie in.  "Detect Anxiety might not turn up anything much, you can't be anxious about what's already happened to you.  Detect Desires might pick up something Security doesn't want him to see."  Even with an intelligence headband on she can't think of a solution for that besides removing her, which isn't a good sign - no, wait, she's thought of one.  "Should've written down on my paper that I'd have a more interesting background, some story that would explain why Keltham couldn't detect my own desires, if I'm about to get a blocking item for that."

Asmodia doesn't laugh out loud.  Even less so, considering how fucked she would be.  And yet, somehow, it's still funny.  What a lovely bed Hell has made for itself to lie in.

"Detect Anxiety might not turn up anything much, you can't be anxious about what's already happened to you.  Detect Desires might pick up something Security doesn't want him to see."  Even with an intelligence headband on she can't think of a solution for that besides removing her, which isn't a good sign - no, wait, she's thought of one.  "Should've written down on my paper that I'd have a more interesting background, some story that would explain why Keltham couldn't detect my own desires, if I'm about to get a blocking item for that."

Asmodia doesn't laugh out loud.  Even less so, considering how fucked she would be.  And yet, somehow, it's still funny.  What a lovely bed Hell has made for itself to lie in.

"Detect Anxiety might not turn up anything much, you can't be anxious about what's already happened to you.  Detect Desires might pick up something Security doesn't want him to see."  The desire to be somewhere else.  The desire to not be herself.  The desire not to go Hell.  Even with an intelligence headband on she can't think of a solution for that besides removing her, which isn't a good sign - no, wait, she's thought of one.  "Should've written down on my paper that I'd have a more interesting background, some story that would explain why Keltham couldn't detect my own desires, if I'm about to get a blocking item for that."

Asmodia doesn't laugh out loud.  Even less so, considering how fucked she would be.  And yet, somehow, it's still funny.  What a lovely bed Hell has made for itself to lie in.

"Detect Anxiety might not turn up anything much, you can't be anxious about what's already happened to you.  Detect Desires might pick up something Security doesn't want him to see."  The desire to be somewhere else.  The desire to not be herself.  The desire not to go to Hell.  Even with an intelligence headband on she can't think of a solution for that besides removing her, which isn't a good sign - no, wait, she's thought of one.  "Should've written down on my paper that I'd have a more interesting background, some story that would explain why Keltham couldn't detect my own desires, if I'm about to get a blocking item for that."