"You'd think the Imperial Ministry of Historical Accuracy would have enough writers to get that whole book written in a day if they split up by sections.  Turns out, 'We've got a mysterious truth-detecting outsider on our hands and your fictional history needs not to read as obviously false to him from directions that none of us even understand' is not a request that their previous careers have prepped them to handle."

"What I have for you instead is the three best actual books on Taldor that could be located.  And a ten-page outline of the rough course of pseudo-Cheliax since fifteen years ago, all of which had to be produced by Inner Ring people not worried about getting executed for heresy if their entire story wasn't just about the flawless excellence of Hell and House Thrune.  We're working on finding some way to get the rest of your book written by less important people."

"You'd think the Imperial Ministry of Historical Accuracy would have enough writers to get one fictional history written in a day if they split up by sections.  Turns out, 'We've got a mysterious truth-detecting outsider on our hands and your fictional history needs not to read as obviously false to him from directions that none of us even understand' is not a request that their previous careers have prepped them to handle."

"What I have for you instead is the three best actual books on Taldor that could be located.  And a ten-page outline of the rough course of pseudo-Cheliax since fifteen years ago, all of which had to be produced by Inner Ring people not worried about getting executed for heresy if their entire story wasn't just about the flawless excellence of Hell and House Thrune.  We're working on finding some way to get the rest of your book written by less important people."

"You'd think the Imperial Ministry of Historical Accuracy would have enough writers to get one fictional history written in a day if they split up by sections.  Turns out, 'We've got a mysterious truth-detecting outsider on our hands and your fictional history needs not to read as obviously false to him from directions that none of us even understand' is not a request that their previous careers have prepped them to handle."

"What I have for you instead are the three best actual books on Taldor that could be located.  And a ten-page outline of the rough course of pseudo-Cheliax since fifteen years ago, all of which had to be produced by Inner Ring people not worried about getting executed for heresy if their entire story wasn't just about the flawless excellence of Hell and House Thrune.  We're working on finding some way to get the rest of your book written by less important people."

"You'd think the Imperial Ministry of Historical Accuracy would have enough writers to get one fictional history written in a day if they split up by sections.  Turns out, 'We've got a mysterious truth-detecting outsider on our hands and your fictional history needs not to read as obviously false to him from directions that none of us even understand' is not a request that their previous careers have prepped them to handle."

"What I have for you instead are the three best actual books on Taldor that could be located.  And a ten-page outline of the rough course of pseudo-Cheliax since fifteen years ago, all of which had to be produced by Inner Ring people not worried about getting executed for heresy if their entire story wasn't just about the flawless excellence of Hell and House Thrune.  We're working on finding some way to get the rest of your book written by less important people.  Security outside your room has both items."

"You'd think the Imperial Ministry of Historical Accuracy would have enough writers to get one fictional history written in a day if they split up by sections.  Turns out, 'We've got a mysterious truth-detecting outsider on our hands and your fictional history needs not to read as obviously false to it from directions that none of us even understand' is not a request that their previous careers have prepped them to handle."

"What I have for you instead are the three best actual books on Taldor that could be located.  And a ten-page outline of the rough course of pseudo-Cheliax since fifteen years ago, all of which had to be produced by Inner Ring people not worried about getting executed for heresy if their entire story wasn't just about the flawless excellence of Hell and House Thrune.  We're working on finding some way to get the rest of your book written by less important people.  Security outside your room has both items."