"Yeah, we can't actually do that.  Closest anybody would've come materially would be building a giant mechanical thing that could have sex with you or that you could control to fuck somebody.  And though it's sort of a cheating answer, well, cheating is technique, so:  I expect that the closest people have come to that experience is that there's probably some set of drugs you can get in a Shop of Ill-Advised Consumer Goods which will let you, I don't know, put on a costume or stare at a video screen, and experience that you are a dragon with some amount of hallucinatory sensory remapping.  But if I have to resort to saying that's how we'd do it, then you win in terms of the technology question."

"Yeah, we can't actually do that.  Closest anybody would've come materially would be building a giant mechanical thing that could have sex with you or that you could control to fuck somebody.  And though it's sort of a cheating answer, well, cheating is technique, so:  I expect that the closest people have come to that experience is that there's probably some set of drugs you can get in a Shop of Ill-Advised Consumer Goods which will let you, I don't know, put on a costume or stare at a moving picture, and experience that you are a dragon with some amount of hallucinatory sensory remapping.  But if I have to resort to saying that's how we'd do it, then you win in terms of the technology question."