Good comprehension of perverse incentives, Carissa!  Keltham wasn't quite sure how much of that kind of knowledge would exist in a place like Cheliax.

"As a full-service company we also offer post-action reports on the root cause of your rat problems," Keltham says.  "If you're concerned about our ethics, we also offer full-service ethical investigations of rat-related companies.  Buy all three of our services and get 20% off."

Good comprehension of perverse incentives, Carissa!  Keltham wasn't quite sure how much of that kind of knowledge would exist in a place like Cheliax.

"As a full-service company we also offer post-action reports on the root cause of your rat problems," Keltham says smoothly, sounding like a much more reliable and businesslike salesperson than all his wild-eyed competitors.  "If you're concerned about our ethics, we also offer full-service ethical investigations of rat-related companies.  Buy all three of our services and get 20% off."

Good comprehension of perverse incentives, Carissa!  Keltham wasn't quite sure how much of that kind of knowledge would exist in a place like Cheliax.

"As a full-service company we also offer post-action reports on the root cause of your rat problems," Keltham says smoothly, sounding like a much more reliable and businesslike salesperson than all his wild-eyed competitors.  "If you're concerned about our ethics, we can offer full-service ethical investigations of rat-related companies.  Buy all three of our services and get 20% off."