"If I wasn't hanging around with you I'd immediately know the person I was talking to is insane.  There's a couple of old-old dungeons on the north and south poles of the planet - uh, I don't know if that term would come across, I mean that if you drew a line through the rotational axis of the planet, both of those dungeons would be where the line intercepted the planet's surface.  A couple of orichalcum-plate teams tried both dungeons, never came out again, people pretty much leave them alone.  There's a theory, which before today I would have said was completely crazy, that those are two different entrances to the same dungeon and they both go down to the world's core.  Well, I guess that's at least a credible monster to know things and be able to do things, assuming you believe in the monster in the first place, which on the one hand might well talk to you if it talked to anyone, but on the other hand... I guess mental illusions wouldn't work on you, would they.  On the other hand, purely 『photon』 and 『vibration』 illusions."

"If I wasn't hanging around with you I'd immediately know the person I was talking to is insane.  There's a couple of old-old dungeons on the north and south poles of the planet - uh, I don't know if that term would come across, I mean that if you drew a line through the rotational axis of the planet, both of those dungeons would be where the line intercepted the planet's surface.  A couple of orichalcum-plate teams tried both dungeons, never came out again, people pretty much leave them alone.  Which is sort of anomalous because dungeons should theoretically collapse if nobody goes into them for long enough?  Anyway there's a theory, which before today I would have said was completely crazy, that those are two different entrances to the same dungeon and they both go down to the world's center.  Well, I guess that's at least a credible monster to know things and be able to do things, assuming you believe in the monster in the first place, which on the one hand might well talk to you if it talked to anyone, but on the other hand... I guess mental illusions wouldn't work on you, would they.  On the other hand, purely 『photon』 and 『vibration』 illusions."

"If I wasn't hanging around with you I'd immediately say it was nuts.  There's a couple of old-old dungeons on the north and south poles of the planet - uh, I don't know if that term would come across, I mean that if you drew a line through the rotational axis of the planet, both of those dungeons would be where the line intercepted the planet's surface.  A couple of orichalcum-plate teams tried both dungeons, never came out again, people pretty much leave them alone.  Which is sort of anomalous because dungeons collapse if nobody goes into them for long enough?  I just figure there's some underground race that delves both places.  Anyway there's a theory, which before today I would have said was not very credible, that those are two different entrances to the same dungeon and they both go down to the world's center.  Well, I guess that's at least a credible monster to know things and be able to do things, assuming you believe in the monster in the first place, which on the one hand might well talk to you if it talked to anyone, but on the other hand... I guess mental illusions wouldn't work on you, would they.  On the other hand, purely 『photon』 and 『vibration』 illusions."

"If I wasn't hanging around with you I'd immediately say the person I was talking to was insane.  There's a couple of old-old dungeons on the north and south poles of the planet - uh, I don't know if that term would come across, I mean that if you drew a line through the rotational axis of the planet, both of those dungeons would be where the line intercepted the planet's surface.  A couple of orichalcum-plate teams tried both dungeons, never came out again, people pretty much leave them alone.  Which is sort of anomalous because dungeons collapse if nobody goes into them for long enough?  I just figure there's some underground race that delves both places.  Anyway there's a theory, which before today I would have said was not very credible, that those are two different entrances to the same dungeon and they both go down to the world's center.  Well, I guess that's at least a credible monster to know things and be able to do things, assuming you believe in the monster in the first place, which on the one hand might well talk to you if it talked to anyone, but on the other hand... I guess mental illusions wouldn't work on you, would they.  On the other hand, purely 『photon』 and 『vibration』 illusions."